There is a spider in my room ;0;
I'm cool with spiders, when their slow, but the fast ones creeeeep me out,
It was being all chill, relaxing up in the corner of my room, and I noticed it and was all 'w'atever' and continued reading my book.
But then, I looked back at it and was all suspicious beecaaauze my dad pointed out the fact that something bit the side of my head... And thus, my grudge was activated.
I, with the stealth of a fickle tiger, sped anxiously off of my bed... Because maybe, just maybe,
this spider was making me nervous(maybe).... Just sitting their, watching me, waiting...
I knew it would be fast it has those creepy-springy type of spider legs that can scuttle like nonelse
So I was spying about my stack of books for one that I wouldn't mind having a dead spider on and grabbed a book called Assassins, Aww yesss assassinate with the aid of some good ol' Assassins...
I then went and told my siblings that I was gonna kill a spider with it...
Then I made my Sister
go kill it with the book instead >_> Because it was scary.
She tried to communicate to the spider, even going to the lengths of calling it 'pal'
>_> She also aimed her attack very slowly, I am disappointed, I am her defender, destroyer of moths, but I came to her in this era of fear to seek her aid and was terribly disappointed.
Soooo it ran across the wall and I don't know where it is >__> *Gets a cup and the book*
'M going spide-y hunting.
Spider Hunt Unsuccessful
Status::: Tired ;-;
Productivity::: Ha-ha what does that word mean? An arachnid has feasted upon my Faaaace